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    doppelthingers:

SHOWER HAIR/CARTOON MOUSEphoto & concept courtesy of Melissa S, @BadAssMother400
Gaia bless Melissa, who stood up for what she believed in and submitted her own Doppelthinger. Unlike the rest of you, who I will collectively name “Carl,” because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ACTING LIKE. A bunch of fucking Carls, who think their shower hair is too good to be photographed. Oh, you dont have petrified ingrown hairs on your mons pubis that look like a constellation? Oh, you don’t get cold tortilla crumbs on your sweater that could maybe, just maybe, resemble the face of Athena? Or perhaps Hestia, mother of the hearth?
BULLSHIT. We all do. So lighten up, take a lesson from Melissa, and send your photos in: thingsthatlooklikeotherthings@gmail.com
And may Gaia have mercy on all of you.

    doppelthingers:

    SHOWER HAIR/CARTOON MOUSE
    photo & concept courtesy of Melissa S, @BadAssMother400

    Gaia bless Melissa, who stood up for what she believed in and submitted her own Doppelthinger. Unlike the rest of you, who I will collectively name “Carl,” because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ACTING LIKE. A bunch of fucking Carls, who think their shower hair is too good to be photographed. Oh, you dont have petrified ingrown hairs on your mons pubis that look like a constellation? Oh, you don’t get cold tortilla crumbs on your sweater that could maybe, just maybe, resemble the face of Athena? Or perhaps Hestia, mother of the hearth?

    BULLSHIT. We all do. So lighten up, take a lesson from Melissa, and send your photos in: thingsthatlooklikeotherthings@gmail.com

    And may Gaia have mercy on all of you.

    — 5 months ago with 7 notes

    "So governments have very cynically manipulated drugs, so that the drugs which make it possible for capitalism to function are cheap and freely available, and the drugs which erode dominator values, or cause people to question their situation, are savagely supressed."
    Terence McKenna  (via disconnectedreality)

    (via hanumanwelch)

    — 6 months ago with 10 notes

    "…the very best way to build the kind of social movement needed to produce…systemic changes…is to start small: to share knowledge and to share meals."
    — 7 months ago with 3 notes

    "We clutter the earth with our inventions, never dreaming that possibly they are unnecessary - or disadvantageous. We devise astounding means of communication, but do we communicate with one another? We move our bodies to and fro at incredible speeds, but do we really leave the spot we started from? Mentally, morally, spiritually, we are fettered. What have we achieved in mowing down mountain ranges, harnessing the energy of mighty rivers, or moving whole populations about like chess pieces, if we ourselves remain the same restless, miserable, frustrated creatures we were before? To call such activity progress is utter delusion. We may succeed in altering the face of the earth until it is unrecognizable even to the Creator, but if we are unaffected wherein lies the meaning?"

    Henry Miller (via aeloquence)

    (Source: beautemillesimee, via hanumanwelch)

    — 7 months ago with 66 notes

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, IS THAT A COMPACT DISC? YOU BOUGHT A COMPACT DISC?
I’M NOT EVEN MAKING FUN OF YOUR MUSIC TASTE FOR ONCE. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. DID YOU HAVE TO ASK JEEVES WHERE THEY STILL SELL THOSE? 
HEY, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, HIT ME UP ON MY BEEPER LATER AND LET ME KNOW IF IT’S ANY GOOD. PUT 911 SO I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT. 

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    I’M SORRY, IS THAT A COMPACT DISC? YOU BOUGHT A COMPACT DISC?

    I’M NOT EVEN MAKING FUN OF YOUR MUSIC TASTE FOR ONCE. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. DID YOU HAVE TO ASK JEEVES WHERE THEY STILL SELL THOSE? 

    HEY, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, HIT ME UP ON MY BEEPER LATER AND LET ME KNOW IF IT’S ANY GOOD. PUT 911 SO I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT. 

    (via meloo)

    — 7 months ago with 1985 notes

    Pink elephants already?

    Pink elephants already?

    — 7 months ago

    by Elena Kalis

    by Elena Kalis

    — 8 months ago with 1 note

    steamy blackberry upside down cake aka the herpes cake

    steamy blackberry upside down cake aka the herpes cake

    — 9 months ago

    #blackberries  #cake  #upside down  #steamy  #herpes  #scary images from high school sex ed